SAFRA TAMPINES IS A CURSED PLACE!!!
a place with men who need minoxidil
a place where aunties turn pro at bowling thanks to crazy tyco pins
a place where bookies win lots of money coz the pins were bribed beforehand
a place where everyone somehow knew each other but i dunno any of them
a place where pple like me curse becoz they can never bowl well at that place
someone pls break the curse before coll*giate league in june.
I feel super OFF FORM now. thks ah safra tampines.
